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He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then.

If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds

He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard.

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.

Yeah, I think it’s a good environment for learning English

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I am never at home on Sundays.

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.

It took him a month to finish the meal

He created a pig burger out of beef.

It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy.

I am never at home on Sundays

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year