He created a pig burger out of beef

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

We should play with legos at camp 

Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
