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He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

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There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :innocent: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

I’d rather be a bird than a fish

:laughing: :star_struck: :kissing_heart:

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

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When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them

:sweat_smile: :laughing: :grin:

People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!

:grin: :heart_eyes: :expressionless:

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.

:grin: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :crazy_face:

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.

:grin: :heart_eyes: :crazy_face:

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

:school: :department_store: :shinto_shrine:

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them.

He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw.