

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected.
If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds.

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig.


On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar?
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols.
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.


She hadn’t had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
