A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone
Let me help you with your baggage
The shooter says goodbye to his love
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
I checked to make sure that he was still alive
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track 
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet
I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see