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Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind

He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid

He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it

When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds

She folded her handkerchief neatly

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind

We need to rent a room for our party