The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that thereâs a long way to fall
He didnât understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
Two more days and all his problems would be solved
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
Yeah, I think itâs a good environment for learning English
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat