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Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature

It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment

He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did

Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt

The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room

She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second

Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all

I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator

The sun had set and so had his dreams

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge

Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was

There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library