🫑 KIK@ KIAVANNESA 18F CAM, SNAP, GFE, SEXTING

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession

Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien

The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water

He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

He was all business when he wore his clown suit

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief

He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July