Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what heâd been doing all his life
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
Flying fish flew by the space station
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me