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25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance

Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk

As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining

It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list

While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever

purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market

It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat

It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy

Too many prisons have become early coffins

They got there early, and they got really good seats