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His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles

Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

Not all people who wander are lost

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand

The sun had set and so had his dreams.

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones