He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
That was how he came to win $1 million
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough