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She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.

She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is

I’d rather be a bird than a fish

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus

The best key lime pie is still up for debate.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated

Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class

Getting up at dawn is for the birds.

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience

He told us a very exciting adventure story

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97