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Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second

He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell

The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean

Just go ahead and press that button

I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

There are no heroes in a punk rock band

Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces.

She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.

We should play with legos at camp

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

The stranger officiates the meal

As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts