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The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smok

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it

The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

So long and thanks for the fish

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her

Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience

The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance

It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy

  1. She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house.

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven

They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food

She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self

  1. Purple is the best city in the forest.