The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue 
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
They were excited to see their first sloth
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall
I hear that Nancy is very pretty
The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
The sun had set and so had his dreams
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
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