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As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with

Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose.

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

  1. It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears.

The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it

There’s a message for you if you look up

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected

He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us