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She did her best to help himWhen I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly

She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there

The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf

You have every right to be angry, but that doesn’t give you the right to be mean

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worm

He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear

Today we gathered moss for my uncle’s wedding

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

It took him a month to finish the meal

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter

  1. This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent

I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp