- The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny
Purple is the best city in the forest
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
Tom got a small piece of pie Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense