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  1. The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.

The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny

Purple is the best city in the forest

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward

The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

Tom got a small piece of pie Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected

While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense