The external scars tell only part of the story
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.
She did her best to help him cum
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses
It took him a month to finish the meal
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with