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The external scars tell only part of the story

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.

She did her best to help him cum

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

It took him a month to finish the meal

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas

Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats

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