She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
Dolores wouldnât have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was 
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
Who was your favorite past president?
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
Who is the girl sitting with her legs crossed over there
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead 
It must be five oâclock somewhere 
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms 
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
Getting up at dawn is for the birds
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling
Rock music approaches at high velocity