His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity.
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library.
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted.
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race.
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number.
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was.
She was too short to see over the fence.
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits.
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
Rock music approaches at high velocity
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
She had the gift of being able to paint songs
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.