It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
If you spin around three times, youâll start to feel melancholy
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
She always speaks to him in a loud voice
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
He looked behind the door and didnât like what he saw
Today I heard something new and unmemorable