The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
If you spin around three times, youâll start to feel melancholy
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
The water flowing down the river didnât look that powerful from the car
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
He drank life before spitting it out
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes