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The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield

He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

If you spin around three times, you’ll start to feel melancholy

All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns

The beach was crowded with snow leopards

He drank life before spitting it out

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks

He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes