He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
The elephant didnât want to talk about the person in the room
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town
When money was tight, heâd get his lunch money from the local wishing well
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
There are no heroes in a punk rock band