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I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do

They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

The external scars tell only part of the story

The sun had set and so had his dreams

The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf

Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind

The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out