Having no hair made him look even hairier
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery 
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
The hummingbird’s wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder