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The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten

The crowd yells and screams for more memes

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older

Today I heard something new and unmemorable

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos