He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
He colored deep space a soft yellow
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive