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It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign

He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood

He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies

He excelled at firing people nicely

Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store

The virus had powers none of us knew existed

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it

He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it