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Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read
Although it wasn’t a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
Simp for the loyal one, not the traitorous ONES
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
He swore he just saw his sushi move
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news
It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out