Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
If I donât like something, Iâll stay away from it
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
Thigh-high in the water, the fishermanâs hope for dinner soon turned to despair
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat 
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though heâs never been there
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
I checked to make sure that he was still alive