Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
Abstraction is often one floor above you
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
- The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
It didnât make sense unless you had the power to eat colors
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other