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The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us

Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head

Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard

Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream

He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense

The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country

Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression

That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head

The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him

My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library