More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
The wooden spoon couldnât cut but left emotional scars
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
She hadnât had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse