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The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated

I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles

It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day

Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello