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Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger

Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle

The virus had powers none of us knew existed

The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog

They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town

Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind

The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

He was all business when he wore his clown suit

Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people

Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on