Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
The virus had powers none of us knew existed
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
Today is the day Iâll finally know what brick tastes like
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
He was all business when he wore his clown suit
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on