Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
This book is sure to liquefy your brain
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
Having no hair made him look even hairier
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
Not all people who wander are lost
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me