Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
He told us a very exciting adventure story
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
She had the gift of being able to paint songs
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
Mom didnât understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment