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His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us

She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is

While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them

She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

The memory we used to share is no longer coherent

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars

Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream

As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled

He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

It’s difficult to understand the lengths he’d go to remain short

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck

Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone