I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
He created a pig burger out of beef
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
She hadnât had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse
Thereâs a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
Greetings from the real universe
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
his seven-layer cake only had six layers
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa