Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
He always wore his sunglasses at night
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
Itâs always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room