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I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it

She found his complete dullness interesting

  1. The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate