He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
They were excited to see their first sloth
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
She was too short to see over the fence
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
Weâre careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think theyâre fruit
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
Iâm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news 
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared 
