The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed
Purple is the best city in the forest
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
They got there early, and they got really good seats
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
I checked to make sure that he was still alive
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks