19F usa kik@purplequeen4u selling content

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed

He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding

He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well

When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed

Purple is the best city in the forest

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

They got there early, and they got really good seats

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday

He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

I checked to make sure that he was still alive

Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language

The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks