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He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?

There’s a message for you if you look up

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters

Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible