Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
Thereâs probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
Courage and stupidity were all he had
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
Itâs always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun
Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
The lake is a long way from here
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should
I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
It took him a month to finish the meal