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It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July.
It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
I’d rather be a bird than a fish
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
Flash photography is best used in full sunlight
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
Courage and stupidity were all he had