He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength
She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning
He excelled at firing people nicely
- People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
I want a giraffe, but Iâm a turtle eating waffles
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible
Iâm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97